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Rectal Computer Rectal Computer

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

This is what I come back to on NG.
Good Lord.
Um, compared to your last entries, this is sort of weak. It gave me a few smiles, but overall, not completely funny. The joke seemed to become drawn out after a while.
However, the animation was superb, as usual. I especially liked how the bit with the actual stuffing of the rectal computer was animated.
I have no idea how to end this, the subject matter invalidates anything I have to say.

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Fable III Exp. Teaser Fable III Exp. Teaser

Rated 5 / 5 stars


All fanboy freaking out aside, this looks incredibly amazing. Top notch animation (well, as much as you can get from Flash, anyway), and funny, clever humor that doesn't rely on more blue comedy. This looks to be one of the more effective parodies on this website.


Rated 5 / 5 stars

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I must say, the excellent wording, flawless grammar, and deep thinking of the overall storyline has given me renewed hope in the state of Newgrounds. How you portrayed the symbolism in the tank, the soldiers' irrational love of war, and the ongoing struggle to find identity in themselves astounded me by such an unexpected intellectual mind. The overall vision of your critique has astounded me to no end, and you were able to fully comprehend the sexual orientation of the soldiers, something that has been confusing the masses for over 5 years. Bravo! You will go down in history for providing such insight to the world of Tankmen, nay, the concept of internet itself. Well done, sir. Well done!

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JohnnyUtah responds:

I'm deep like that.


Rated 5 / 5 stars


I literally stared at the screen for 3 minutes after it ended.

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ZombieMurderExplosionDie ZombieMurderExplosionDie

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars


Looks like a worthy series to grace my television screen. I'd love to see how you keep the story going.

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48hr Film-fest entry 48hr Film-fest entry

Rated 5 / 5 stars

I can't even think of a title to describe this

Usually, I'd try to find some long, meaningful way of reviewing this, but it's impossible to calculate the number of hours I'd need to describe this. So I'll just say that it's screwed up and you may need help.
You're now my new favorite animator.

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Destructo Box Christmas! Destructo Box Christmas!

Rated 5 / 5 stars


There is absolutley no way this short could get better.
Besides adding zombies, but that's a rule of thumb.

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DestructoBox responds:

The Zed rule, of course.

Mista Rabbit Mista Rabbit

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Hehehehehe >D

I watched it twice, got off Newgrounds for a week, got back on, watched it again, and it STILL made me laugh. I really wish it was longer, but whatevs. It could have had some more stuff happen after, but this piece itself is gold.

Halo: Code Pramape AotCR Halo: Code Pramape AotCR

Rated 5 / 5 stars


Cortana sounded like my friend.
I REALLLY hope she isn't reading this.
Throughout the whole thing I felt like saying to Cortana "You suck Too! You suck a lot of things!"

Halo: Pramape 343GS Halo: Pramape 343GS

Rated 5 / 5 stars


I laughed at the following parts:
1. The beggining (w00t Zelda!)
2. When he finds the message (w00t explosinos!)
3. The umbrella! (w00t umbrellas!)
4. The elevator (w00tWindows Messenger!) (Triple w00t Cortana!)
5. The fight scene (w00t Monty Python!)
6. Guilty Spark (w00t weird and funny vioce!)
So pretty much everything except the scary movie thing. Ok it was kind of funny until the flood thingies, or zombie popcorn as I call them.


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